BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
(Boheemse Spijtoptant)

Translation by Dutch DJ Frits Spits and performed by Dutch Cover band Miracle.
The DJ suggested his listeners NOT to vote for Bohemian Rhapsody in the Top 2000 poll  in 2002. The song had been no. 1 long enough. 
All fans reacted furious and Frits apologised by translating Bohemian Rhapsody into Boheemse Spijtoptant
 (in which he admits that Bohemian Rhapsody is the absolute no. 1 single of all times.)
 The song hit the no. 1 spot again - naturally!

Is this the real life -
Is this just fantasy -
Caught in a landslide -
No escape from reality -

Open your eyes
Look up from the skies and see -
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows,
Doesn't really matter to me,
                                  to me,

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away -
Mama, ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry -
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow -
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters -

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine -
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go -
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth -
Mama, ooo - (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all -

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch
Will you do the Fandango -
Thunderbolt and lightning -
Very very frightning  me
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo Figaro - Magnifico

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me -
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity -

Easy come easy go, will you let me go -
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go -
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
                      Will not let you go - let me go
                      Will not let you go - let me go
Never, never, never - Let me go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go -

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,
For me - for me -

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye -
So you think you can love me and leave me to die -
Oh baby - Can't do this to me baby -
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right out of here

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters
                                                              to me,

Anyway the wind blows...